mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

(via avengersasssemble)

fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

(via avengersasssemble)

ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

anthonystarklordofwinterfell:

Based off this post

[9/21/2014 8:58:30 PM] IamKatrina: HEADCANON universe where tony and steve were engaged and steve was like “what the heck do you get the man who has everything as an engagement present?”

[9/21/2014 8:58:45 PM] IamKatrina: and he consults Edwin Jarvis, tony;s old butler and the man who practically raised him

[9/21/2014 8:59:22 PM] Eden Pflugbeil: omg

[9/21/2014 9:02:45 PM] IamKatrina: Jarvis, absolutely adores steve upon meeting him and trusts him fully to be good to tony for the rest of their lives and so gives him the only thing of tony he has left: a little stuffed bear that young tony modified to hug back whenever he hugged it and to say rather mean spirited things about howard stark (tony you little shit) and also has a recording of Maria Stark and Jarvis himself saying lovely things like “I will always love you tony” or something equally sappy that tony never got to hear a lot in real time when he was a kid. Tony snuck it in with Jarvis’ things before Jarvis retired and left the mansion. He /loved/ that bear, it was with him whenever his parents weren’t (always) it was the one that kissed him goodnight and kept him company (he would pretend it would kiss him when he moved its face to press against his cheek) but he also loved Jarvis so he gave it to him as a farewell gift

[9/21/2014 9:03:49 PM] IamKatrina: and when tony opens the box and finds the bear there, at first he doesnt recognize it at all like the woman in the gifset and is all “seriously steve a teddy bear? a second hand one at that?? uhh okay??” and he’s generally just confused and curious until he gets a sniff and recognizes Jarvis’ after shave

[9/21/2014 9:03:53 PM] IamKatrina: then he just PAUSES

[9/21/2014 9:04:09 PM] IamKatrina: and its actually kind of hilarious because he just stares at the bear for like a minute

[9/21/2014 9:05:09 PM] IamKatrina: and then he flips it over so fast he almost launches it out of his hands, checking to see if the awful patch job he did of its back was still the same from when he ripped out most of its insides and replaced it with mechanical parts so it could hug and talk

[9/21/2014 9:06:18 PM] IamKatrina: Steve watches his face as he slowly accepts that what he’s holding is actually what it is and he can’t help the smile that breaks out across his face when tony looks at him and just goes “are you fucking serious right now?”

[9/21/2014 9:07:12 PM] IamKatrina: and before he can answer tony squeezes the bear’s paw and it says “Howard is an ugly meanie and a shitty bastard” in 7 year old tony’s voice and tony HOWLS, full on squeezing his eyes shut, head thrown back cackling

[9/21/2014 9:08:17 PM] IamKatrina: when he was done he looks at the bear like he looked at steve whenever he did something that made tony wonder how he’s even real and tony carefully doesn’t look at steve as he subtly sniffs the teddy bear again and then slowly, gingerly hugs it

[9/21/2014 9:09:39 PM] IamKatrina: for a split second tony’s arms tighten around it and Steve gets a flash to the past, knowing right then and there that this was exactly how tony looked like when he was 40 years younger. vulnerable and genuinely happy

[9/21/2014 9:10:15 PM] IamKatrina: it barely lasts 2 seconds but steve’s heart melts and the grin stays on his face even as tony straightens up and carefully puts the bear on his lap and says “wow. thanks”

oh god this is my new favourite headcanon for everything ever

[9/21/2014 9:12:19 PM] IamKatrina: *happy sigh* me too QuQ

[9/21/2014 9:16:39 PM] IamKatrina: Psssst, hey. hey.

[9/21/2014 9:16:51 PM] IamKatrina: steve has only ever seen tony hug something like that twice

[9/21/2014 9:16:59 PM] IamKatrina: the first time was when he gave tony back his bear

[9/21/2014 9:16:59 PM] Eden Pflugbeil: oh no

[9/21/2014 9:17:07 PM] IamKatrina: and the second time was when they adopted their first baby

[9/21/2014 9:19:46 PM] Eden Pflugbeil: hnggggg IM FEELING

[9/21/2014 9:21:53 PM] IamKatrina: Oh god Tony would pass the bear on to their baby but first, he erases the recording of his bb self bad mouthing grandpa howard because though grandpa howard WAS actually a big meanie and an awful bastard, he knew steve would wring his neck if he exposed their baby to tiny tony’s potty mouth. he keeps the recording of maria and jarvis so that the baby would know what grandma sounded like and what human jarvis sounded like, then he and steve pitch in with recorded phrases of affection for their baby to replay over and over

[9/21/2014 9:22:11 PM] IamKatrina: over the years they fill up albums with dozens of pictures of tony cuddling their baby AND the bear

[9/21/2014 9:22:45 PM] Eden Pflugbeil: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[9/21/2014 9:24:59 PM] IamKatrina: the bear becomes a family thing, like when the baby grows up, he or she instead oftaking it with them, would also record something for his or her dads for when he or she went off to college and won;t be able to see them a lot.

[9/21/2014 9:26:26 PM] IamKatrina: the bear stays with them throughout decades and eventually when tony is old and gray and nearing his last days, he records something final for Steve and doesn’t tell him. Steve only finds out because it says in tony’s will that after his death, the bear would be given to their child (or their second child or their third, or maybe all three) and the child(ren) are then instructed to give the bear to papa steve and make him listen to what was recorded on the bear

[9/21/2014 9:27:41 PM] IamKatrina: the bear was only hugged so tight to someone’s chest it nearly broke twice after being left in Edwin Jarvis’ care: when he was returned to the boy who made him and when he was handed off to the man the boy loved after he died

notalwaysluminous:

I may have just screamed slightly in the Gardner-Webb library

notalwaysluminous:

I may have just screamed slightly in the Gardner-Webb library

(via avengersasssemble)

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

(via scratchleader)

dimensionsinprobability:

I was going to spend my evening yesterday doing Serious Art but then this happened
please tell me I have followers who have read A-Babies vs. X-Babies

dimensionsinprobability:

I was going to spend my evening yesterday doing Serious Art but then this happened

please tell me I have followers who have read A-Babies vs. X-Babies

(via bootycap)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(via bootycap)

fuelingit:

pinkspotlight:

the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly

once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally

your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes

your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it

This is how I got confident

(via asgardian--angels)

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

(via asgardian--angels)

smelterdemon:

Ohhhhh no oh my god I have to leave

(via lucleon)

kelslk:

drawing the iron man armor is always such a dumb struggle

kelslk:

drawing the iron man armor is always such a dumb struggle

(via bootycap)

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